How Do You Like Your Threesomes

Threesomes are a lot like ice cream; everyone has a favorite or they just don’t like it at all. If you’re one of those people who can let your guard down and literally let it all hang out, then you probably enjoy the frenzied passion that threesomes tend to ignite. But if you’re one of those people who are creeped out by bodily fluids and multiple sex organs in one bed, then the ménage a trois is not for you.

A friend of mine recently had her first threesome and we were celebrating—and getting all the details which of course lead to the question: which is the better threesome? Two guys and a girl? Two girls and a guy?

The answer apparently, depends on what you’re comfortable with.

Personally I prefer a threesome with two girls. I think it’s more fun for women, or at least for this woman. Honestly the biggest reason that I prefer my threesomes with me and another woman is because I can’t do anal. I’ve tried, more than once, and I can seem to enjoy it. Whether on weed, drunk as fuck, on ecstasy or a combination of the three…I can’t do it.

This truth is what encouraged me to experiment more with the ladies. After a brief sexual affair with a close female friend (in college, where else right?) that I really enjoyed by the way, we decided that adding a guy to the mix would be primo. This was my first threesome (sounds like a porn series, if it is…I didn’t shoot it!) and I enjoyed it so much that right now I’m throbbing a little just reminiscing about it.

He was perpetually erect watching us kiss and fondle and suckle and finger one another, which meant he could actually handle two chicks at once. For that I shall be eternally grateful. On top of that, he was eager to participate which means he tackled both pussies with the kind of gusto a girl only dreams of. There was never a moment of awkwardness and compared to future threesomes (of which there were just 3 more) this one was my second favorite. I’ll tell you about my #1 threesome another time…promise.

best threesome ever

Now before you anal lovers (you know who you are) start whining about how dead wrong I am, I should say that I have done a two-guy threesome. It was…ok. First of all the guys aren’t nearly as fun as another girl because they are terrified, petrified of touching one another even in accident. That made the whole night tense and honestly, a fuck lot more work for ME. I like to be an active participant but DAMN, does a bitch have to do all the work?

Yes, yes a bitch does.

With dicks being shoved in my face like a pornographic press conference and rough ass smacks (not good sexy slaps, but getting an old school whoopin’ type smack) and a wayward finger creeping toward my brown hole I got uncomfortable real quick. We’d finally get into a good rhythm and then Guy A’s hand would graze Guy B’s and we’d have to start all over after an intense stare down in the dark.

If not for four talented hands and 2 talented tongues I would NOT have even finished this threesome. Maybe my fault was in not choosing bisexual men because these guys were so insecure that just couldn’t get all the way into it. Which is truly a shame because they were both beautiful and hung.

Compared to that disastrous threesome I’ll take a pussy in my mouth and a cock in my vag any day of the week. I am confident enough in my own sexuality to fuck a girl and love it, if men could own that same confidence I might have enjoyed taking two men at once.

How do I like my threesomes? With a surplus of pussy, thank you very much!  

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2 thoughts on “How Do You Like Your Threesomes

  1. Since you asked (hello, I am G and your blog is great): I have only had threesomes involving 2 guys. I don’t do anal either. If there was a guy with a dick the size of a finger maybe, but…yeah. Anyway, the threesomes have been with guys being open to bi stuff, so no worries there. I love sucking dick while being fucked. Yep.
    But I speak up because I think I am getting open to the idea of another girl, and this post helped me get more open to it. It sounds fun.
    I just got started reading your blog. I like it!

    • Thanks, I like what I saw on yours so far too.
      Man I would love if the guys were bi-leaning that would be hot but I’ll take in my pussy & mouth for now 🙂 It’s good to try with a girl with a guy so if you chicken out she’s not left high & dry!

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