69: Strictly For Porn Or Real Sex Too?

Warning: if you have an aversion to oral sex this article is not for you. For those of you adult enough to understand and I daresay, enjoy giving and receiving oral sex…keep reading.

Does a 69 count as sex 

Ah, the sixty-nine. What can be said about this infamous sex act that hasn’t already been said? Some might say it’s a totally unrealistic sex position created by the porn industry to make the rest of us feel inadequate about our own lackluster sex lives.

Others, like a certain friend of mine, might say it’s something reserved for prostitutes until I point out that getting most men (or women) to perform oral sex for free is a task, nevermind paying to lap up someone else’s downtown pleasure zone.

But, I digress.

If you think that the art of giving pleasure while receiving pleasure is something reserved for high paid porn stars then you’re missing out, and more importantly you’re missing a very important factor: filming a 69 for porn purposes is just about logistically impossible. But for simple pleasure it can be, well, pleasurable.

Personally I am a huge fan of this position. Sure getting orally pleasured is fantastic, dynamite even. Giving is also equally pleasurable provided the private areas have been properly cleaned and landscaped. But giving while getting takes orgasms to a whole different level and best of all, it’s still just the beginning of sex.

69 Positioning

The key to an awesome 69 is positioning. Some people prefer the side-by-side 69 which is cool if it works for you. I find that my neck muscles get a little too tense for enjoyment in this position which is why I favor the old school missionary 69. This is one time in life where liking missionary is perfectly acceptable, even encouraged.

Is 69 for porn or regular people too 

I prefer the bottom—again a rarity but highly encouraged in this instance—because it allows me to open up and take the guy as much as I want, or as much as he has…whatever the case may be. In this style you can get face humped (if that’s your thing) or you can tilt your head over the edge of the bed for a stroking motion that’s guaranteed to please without spending an extra $100 on a chiropractor in the morning.

Joint Venture

There’s something about the sensation of getting licked while giving licks, nibbles and suckles that makes foreplay more reciprocal rather than a ‘your turn, my turn’ kind of event. While I have no qualms lying back and wrapping my legs around a well sculpted strong neck and grinding into a receptive face, sixty nines allow for simultaneous pleasure that allows both partners to be actively involved in pleasure which means you get to that climax at approximately the same time.

Believe me fellas when I tell you, your sex partner will appreciate coming within close proximity to your own climax, instead of waiting for you to gear back up after a power nap. Plus, if you do it right she’ll be one orgasm ahead of you and it just might not matter if she doesn’t reach that sexual mountaintop again because you’ve used your tongue well enough that she’s perfectly sated.

I admit that I have a slight oral fetish, fixation, whatever you want to call it. I love to give and I love to receive, which pretty much makes this the Wimbledon of foreplay in my humble opinion. Since I know nearly everyone enjoys receiving—except this one weird chick I went to college with but we’ll talk more about that later—the 69 position gives you a chance to explore the brightly colored fireworks of being a comer and a comeé (yeah, I totally made those up) at the same time.

I didn’t used to be a fan of oral sex back in my younger days. I thought ‘eww its gross, that’s where pee comes from’ and then I met Steve, a chemistry major of all things. A much older, more experienced sex partner who made my toes curl in ways I never thought possible, and you guessed it my first oral encounter was a 69.

Maybe it was some sort of Pavlovian training that he was paying forward to my future sex partners but whatever his mad scientist rationale was, I have always been grateful. So grateful that if I ever tread the treacherous path of parenthood I may even consider Steve or Stephanie or Stephen or Stephania as acceptable names for my progeny.

If you’ve never tried a 69…hell, there’s no time like the present!

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